Really!? Who was it? A man, of course. I mean, no woman in her right mind would agree to this. So, who was the person who started this cluster fuck? And what has my baggie bloomers in a twist this time? It’s the latest male jargon I’m hearing too much of lately. And God help […]
Mother Nature…A chick with swagger galore! She multitasks, nourishes, supports, provides and entertains. What more could we ask for in One Hot Mama? So…I’ve been injured…for 6 months, out of work, feeling like a complete slug, thinking about my body, my mind and my life. Yeah…dangerous I know. But do you know what I’ve decided? […]
We’ve all heard that certain foods will heighten sexual desire. So I wanted to know—Are aphrodisiacs myth or miracle? Do they set one’s libido into overdrive or are they just folklore?
Apologies, folks, for those of you who clicked on this post hoping for Part Four of Misty’s Realistic Kink for the Girl Next Door. The title of this post is actually something a neighbor of mine said to me once. Can you guess the situation? (A gold star to anyone who gets this right.) Conversation […]
I was going to title this “The Consequences of Prefrontal Cortex Exhaustion and the Decline of Interpersonal Relationships,” but I figured that was a tad too brainy. Plus, all the PhD types it might bring out of the woodwork would probably expire with horror to encounter a website like ours. (Or maybe not? How cool […]
I turn 65 next month and I’m not so sure how I feel about that. On one hand, with two cancer scares behind me, I’m thrilled to be able to celebrate the milestone. On the other hand, damn, how’d I get to be 65? Wasn’t it just last year I had my first crush on […]
Here it is people…the much anticipated, much awaited, first day of spring! I don’t know about you guys, but winter in the Northeast is brutal. I made it in one piece, my 50th birthday behind me, and the kicker about it all? I’m going crazy with Katy Perry’s Firework for my background music…you in?
One woman’s take on the sometimes-entertaining emails that fill her spam folder. The other day I opened up my spam folder to make sure no important emails were hijacked, and lo and behold, I found myself laughing at some of the subject lines.
Psst. Okay, so before you read any further, pinky swear to me you won’t tell Misty. Yeah, you remember that post (here) she did on not out-exercising a bad diet. Well, I’m here to offer my perspective. *wink*
Hi Lovelies! Today’s post is a first around here… We’re entering the turgid waters known as a blogfest. Yep, we’re virgins! I hadn’t ever felt compelled to join one of these online orgies until I heard about writer/journalist August McLaughlin’s Beauty of a Woman event. WTF are you talking about, Dietz?
Hi my lovelies, I’m excited about being a part of this fabulous, edgy blog. I’ll be bringing a different perspective to things, an older perspective. Yes, I am the token wrinkle, the bearer of cottage cheese thighs, and the “why-the-hell-not?” lady.
Haha! Say that as fast as you can six times. :) Gang, we are sooo thrilled to announce we scored a big-time coup in strong-arming persuading yet another new voice to join Chick Swagger!
So, you think St. Valentine’s Day is all about love and flowers and candy?. Think again! Those Romans in the early days had a bit of a sadomasochist view when it came to romance…
Since Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, I thought I’d list my top ten movies to get your libido going. Now for you guys out there, don’t scoff and stop reading because you’re thinking damn she’s going to list a bunch of chick flicks. I haven’t listed all chick flicks, and remember ninety minutes of […]
Gearing down from the holiday season, I’m here to help wind you up for Valentine’s. We’re talking erogenous zones. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, but NOT THOSE. Come on, try a little harder. While men may not admit it, they do like being touched elsewhere on their bodies. And ladies, we’ve never been known […]
…An episode of Really-Weird-Things-I-Learned-This-Week. Yes, your eyes do not deceive. That is indeed a pubic wig, a merkin, and that tiny black device at the top is a flashlight. Well, why not? If you’re spending money on a new wig, you might as well make sure it’s multipurpose!
Hey Gang, The usual graphic warning applies here: mature content, no one under 18, NSFW, yada, yada… So, the holiday rush is over, the world hasn’t come to an end, and we’ve made our resolutions. (What? You haven’t either? Screw it then. We’re solid.) It’s time to do what we do best… Talk about sex.
Hi all, Renee here with our final week of Naughty and Nice. Now that the excitement and sometimes overwhelming spin of the holiday season has come to a close, the Chicks thought a little relaxation might be in order. So, what’s better than snuggling between the sheets with a book? No, don’t answer that question! Okay, so […]
Holy crap, it’s almost Christmas. (And almost our one year blogoversary – woot!) Here on the Swagger runway, we’re all about helping you get your shit together be all you can be, so in honor of the season, the five of us are unleashing a whole month of NAUGHTY and NICE. Sound fun? Just wait…
Yeah…that’s right. It just wouldn’t make any sense! It’d be like stuffing a round pizza into a square box, creating ‘cursive’ writing, pressing harder on the remote keys when the batteries are dead, or inventing that stupid ‘POKE’ option on FaceBook… Some shit in this world just doesn’t make sense!
A yearly event for only the most cunning and physically fit is about to commence. Do you have what it takes?
Men should read paranormal romance. I recently read a fabulous article on this very topic. My first reaction? What a great thought. My second? Never. Going. To. Happen.
Okay, y’all. I’ve already messed up the post sked, but that’s alright because I’m going to share something with you that has changed my entire life perspective.
Hey Chicks and Roosters (would you dudes prefer to be called “cocks”? Drop us a memo, k, cause we’re not sexist (Mostly. Only sometimes.) Thanks!): Big Ass News from our corner… We are THRILLED to announce that we have THREE. NEW. VOICES joining Chick Swagger in the coming weeks! (score!) All of these awesome ladies are über talented and creative […]
(Don’t act like you didn’t just hear that in Willie Nelson’s nasally voice.) Sorry about the long, syncopated title, but this is a very serious topic, people! We need to start a world-wide movement because, dammitall, chivalry is dying, one untrained little boy at a time. But I am determined to change this tide of […]
Do you ever have thoughts like…”I should so totally try…(fill in the blank with random crazy idea)“….but then, you never do? Well, today’s guest DID follow through on a personal challenge, and she’s here to talk about her adventures in Pole Dancing! Sometimes, shaking up the old, worn-out routine is just the spice a girl needs to freshen up her […]
We’re modern women right? We are great wives/girlfriends, we raise great kids, we’re proficient at our careers and cooking and decorating and fundraising. We’re awesome in bed….SCREEECH…(sound of needle scratching across your favorite vinyl record…) I have to admit…I’m pretty awesome in bed…I can handle a mean remote, read thousands of pages a night AND […]
Hey Swagger Girls, this post comes to you from Jodi, our fitness guru. Be sure to ask her any questions! She’d love to hear from you. —— “I need to get in shape.” “I want my old body back.” “I’m sick of being tired.” Sound familiar? We’ve all said those things at one point. So, why […]