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Versatile Blogger Award
Chick Swagger has been given the Versatile Blogger Award! Our grateful thanks goes to Larissa Reinhart, blogger at The ExPat Returneth – A Place To Express What You Miss About Living Abroad. The Japanese recipes she shares are awesome! Make some time to check it out! As part of the rules, we’re supposed to list [...]
Realistic Kink for the Girl Next Door. Part 1
What we have here, chicklets, is more mature content…be forewarned. Or rather, foreplayed? Ha!
It’s A Social Media Take-Over…DUCK!
So, Enough of the MOJO posts like sex and petunias and makeup…It’s time for a… WTF! The Social Media explosion…is it good for the human race or bad? Facebook, Twitter, Triberr, Google, and MySpace are some of the more popular. But they are just the cream of some of the other 206 sites listed online…Academia.edu, aNobii, Black [...]
Blog on Fire Award
Holy cow! Sabrina Garie gave Chick Swagger the Blog on Fire Award, and we couldn’t be more thrilled! Sabrina faithfully participated in The A to Z April Blog Challenge with a focus on kickass sci-fi and fantasy babes. She was brilliant. Her posts are intelligent, fun and conversational, and we love her motto: Life’s a Journey, [...]
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not: Oh the Drama!
I had a totally different post planned for today, but then my husband went and did something wonderful. I had taken our kids to his parents’ house for what was supposed to be a Monday night supper. (Oh, it’s so good to be wrong sometimes!) But when he showed up at their house after work, he proceeded to [...]
Sometimes Ya Gotta Be Wrong…To Be Right.
FIGHTING FOR WHAT’S RIGHT Dear Opinions-R-Us , I saw my best friend’s husband with another woman. She doesn’t know about it, but I do. I’m racked with guilt over keeping this secret from my friend and feel the need to tell her so she can see the creep for the cheatin’ snake he is. What do [...]
Belly Up to the Bar with a Make-Up Artist
MISTY JOSIE Happy Wednesday Chicks (and all you lurking Roosters – we know you’re out there & you’re always welcome to join the fun)! Today we are totally jacked to have a special guest who’s got plenty of swagger and mojo…and y’all, this girl REALLY knows her stuff when it comes to gettin’ dolled [...]
Mars vs. Venus On: Gettin’ Dolled Up, Y’all
I really struggled over the title of this post. First I wanted to call it: Why yes, I DO curl my hair to go to Home Depot, thank you very much. But crap, that was way too long. Then I thought, how about: You’re an idiot, go back to chivalry school. But then my readers [...]
Sexology 101 (giggle….giggle…) for adults only
Let’s talk about sex…uh huh… Okay…so I’m almost 50, (getting the hint that this aging thing is really bugging me?) talking about sex is, what? Creepy for an ‘aging’ woman? Nuh uh!!! No way, Jose! I’m right smack dab in the middle of my sexual peak! My hubby keeps saying, “Where the hell was this sex kitten [...]
Hot-Wire Your Charisma, Baby
Think you got it? What’s that you say? Maybe? Charisma. We might not be able to define it, but we certainly know it when we see someone walk into a room and attract every gaze. Someone who charms and influences nearly every person in her wake. Do you have to be stunning? A bubbly extrovert? Have [...]
A Hetero Girl’s Nightmare…Kinda
I’m gonna take some flak for this post because, frankly, it’s a sexist perspective. I know that. I’m all for you trying to change my mind. Well, here goes… A couple of weeks ago, my husband had innocently scrawled “soap bars” on my grocery list, so I headed to Walmart thinking I’d have a thirty [...]
OMG WTF – Decoding 21st Century Communications
Twitter? Check. Texting? Well, duh. Facebook? Oh, yeah. Tumblr? Meh. Triberr? GRRR… Good Lord, I’m trying to stay current, not only to enjoy myself, but also because I’m concerned if I don’t stay on top of all these new social communications, I’ll get so far behind that I won’t be able to catch up. But [...]
I Want My Own Reality Show!
Who the hell are the Kardashians, and why do they get their own reality show and I don’t? WTF! My family is fun, quirky, and possibly has an edge on total IQ over the Kardashian’s. So what if my hubby isn’t a retired Olympic athlete, he did get solicited to play for the Cincinnati Reds [...]
Prettying Your Petunia – Yes, that’s what I mean.
Fair warning in case you missed the innuendo: The following post is about girlie part landscaping and beautification. Mature content ahead. So if you are a prude have delicate sensibilities or are underage, I suggest you go away explore another blog. Just be sure to come back next week. Still here? Great! If you’re still [...]
Let Your Colors Burn
Ever slip out of the house on sunday morning in baggy sweats, bra-less, a paint-stained T, sleep wrinkles on your face and your hair a mess just to grab a quick cup of coffee? Standing in line behind you is your husband’s (or wife’s) boss, in front of you is the hot guy from work, and running [...]
You mean, you don’t…like me?! (How NOT to take it personally.)
Have you ever been taken aback by a random comment or action that, on the surface, seemed to be a direct insult? Or maybe it was something outright hurtful. Well, duh. We’ve all been there—wounded—at one time or another. But it doesn’t have to be that way. No, really. You all know the expression: you can’t [...]
Fifty Shades of You
So, I’m new to this bloggin stuff, right? Misty is my mentor, God Bless her patient, spell-checkin’-techno-geek heart. I should be sitting here, getting right to the point and wowing you with my intellectual prowess, correct? Well, I can’t right now. Because I just finished off half…yes HALF…of a 8″ chocolate cake that sinisterly seduced me while I [...]
