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So…Why the heck was Eve created anyway?
Adam was ‘The Man’. He had it all; the body, the brains, the smarts to manage his perfect little world…So why bother with little ole’ Eve? Cause man was not complete without woman…‘his’ world didn’t function…he needed something – different.
We’ve Come a Long Way Baby!
Okay for those of you who homed in on the word come and thought I’d be talking about orgasms—nope. Perhaps I should have titled this stripping down the Victorian woman, since this post is about the multitude of layers a fashionable Victorian woman wore. As a writer of historical fiction, I’ve researched what was stylish […]
Sex in Strange Places – thoughts from a Chick Crasher
Is it summer yet? Oh my gosh, you guys, I don’t know what kind of weather you’ve been having, but here in the Northlands, it’s been unseasonably damp and cool. And let me tell you, that is definitely not conducive to doing the deed in atypical locations. Unless it’s the furnace room. ***scratches head thinking*** Well […]
How to Survive in the Wilderness Without Killing Your Spouse
A Swaggerly Guide to Camping, plus bonus Canuck Mini Vocab Lesson I know what you’re thinking. It can’t possibly be SUMMER yet, can it? Where the heck did spring go? Fear not, my friends, for I am here to guide you through the steps required to have THE MOST AWESOME camping trip EVER. From the […]
LIT SWAGGER’s June Book Club Pick is…
Wow, thank you to every who voted! We had a total of 267 unique votes, and it became a tight race for a couple of the titles. Really, they’re all very worthy books, and I’m guessing all of us Chicks are going to read every one. However, our winner and June’s pick is…
The Chicks are Crankin’ Up the HEAT with New Features!
Good day Chicks and Roosters! We have some fiercely awesome news to share. We are starting TWO new features…one is going to be our CHICK CRASHERS events where we welcome guests who will entertain and enlighten us on a variety of swaggerly topics. Posts could be related to books, or they could be totally random […]
“I Got The CALL” AKA The S&@!t hit the fan
When you’re a writer not-yet-published, it seems most of your time is spent learning about craft, how to pitch, how to query, who to query, how to deal with rejec—nope, that word needs a capital—Rejection. You may even learn about what to do when you get The Call. So you finally sold, but now what???
WHO SAID WOMEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX? by Vonnie Davis
Really!? Who was it? A man, of course. I mean, no woman in her right mind would agree to this. So, who was the person who started this cluster fuck? And what has my baggie bloomers in a twist this time? It’s the latest male jargon I’m hearing too much of lately. And God help […]
I’m Getting Naked! Mother Nature Has Been Hired As My New Pharmacist!
Mother Nature…A chick with swagger galore! She multitasks, nourishes, supports, provides and entertains. What more could we ask for in One Hot Mama? So…I’ve been injured…for 6 months, out of work, feeling like a complete slug, thinking about my body, my mind and my life. Yeah…dangerous I know. But do you know what I’ve decided? […]
Five Aphrodisiacs to Heat Up the Bedroom!
We’ve all heard that certain foods will heighten sexual desire. So I wanted to know—Are aphrodisiacs myth or miracle? Do they set one’s libido into overdrive or are they just folklore?
Wow, That Must Make Your Husband Really Uncomfortable
Apologies, folks, for those of you who clicked on this post hoping for Part Four of Misty’s Realistic Kink for the Girl Next Door. The title of this post is actually something a neighbor of mine said to me once. Can you guess the situation? (A gold star to anyone who gets this right.) Conversation […]
Unplug, Reconnect & Save Your Gray Matter. Here’s How.
I was going to title this “The Consequences of Prefrontal Cortex Exhaustion and the Decline of Interpersonal Relationships,” but I figured that was a tad too brainy. Plus, all the PhD types it might bring out of the woodwork would probably expire with horror to encounter a website like ours. (Or maybe not? How cool […]
Life is short. Live your bliss.
I turn 65 next month and I’m not so sure how I feel about that. On one hand, with two cancer scares behind me, I’m thrilled to be able to celebrate the milestone. On the other hand, damn, how’d I get to be 65? Wasn’t it just last year I had my first crush on […]
Where The Hell Is My Background Music?
Here it is people…the much anticipated, much awaited, first day of spring! I don’t know about you guys, but winter in the Northeast is brutal. I made it in one piece, my 50th birthday behind me, and the kicker about it all? I’m going crazy with Katy Perry’s Firework for my background music…you in?
My Dirty Little Spam Folder
One woman’s take on the sometimes-entertaining emails that fill her spam folder. The other day I opened up my spam folder to make sure no important emails were hijacked, and lo and behold, I found myself laughing at some of the subject lines.
Five Steps to Indulgence
Psst. Okay, so before you read any further, pinky swear to me you won’t tell Misty. Yeah, you remember that post (here) she did on not out-exercising a bad diet. Well, I’m here to offer my perspective. *wink*
Here I am–Your Token Wrinkle by Vonnie Davis
Hi my lovelies, I’m excited about being a part of this fabulous, edgy blog. I’ll be bringing a different perspective to things, an older perspective. Yes, I am the token wrinkle, the bearer of cottage cheese thighs, and the “why-the-hell-not?” lady.
Roses are Red, Bruises are Blue…
So, you think St. Valentine’s Day is all about love and flowers and candy?. Think again! Those Romans in the early days had a bit of a sadomasochist view when it came to romance…
Ten Movies to Get You in the Mood!
Since Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, I thought I’d list my top ten movies to get your libido going. Now for you guys out there, don’t scoff and stop reading because you’re thinking damn she’s going to list a bunch of chick flicks. I haven’t listed all chick flicks, and remember ninety minutes of […]
His and Hers: Erogenous Zones
Gearing down from the holiday season, I’m here to help wind you up for Valentine’s. We’re talking erogenous zones. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, but NOT THOSE. Come on, try a little harder. While men may not admit it, they do like being touched elsewhere on their bodies. And ladies, we’ve never been known […]
Updo for your naughty bits…
…An episode of Really-Weird-Things-I-Learned-This-Week. Yes, your eyes do not deceive. That is indeed a pubic wig, a merkin, and that tiny black device at the top is a flashlight. Well, why not? If you’re spending money on a new wig, you might as well make sure it’s multipurpose!
Realistic Kink for the Girl Next Door. Part Trois. (Bonus Tip for Guys)
Hey Gang, The usual graphic warning applies here: mature content, no one under 18, NSFW, yada, yada… So, the holiday rush is over, the world hasn’t come to an end, and we’ve made our resolutions. (What? You haven’t either? Screw it then. We’re solid.) It’s time to do what we do best… Talk about sex.
3 New Voices Joining Chick Swagger
Hey Chicks and Roosters (would you dudes prefer to be called “cocks”? Drop us a memo, k, cause we’re not sexist (Mostly. Only sometimes.) Thanks!): Big Ass News from our corner… We are THRILLED to announce that we have THREE. NEW. VOICES joining Chick Swagger in the coming weeks! (score!) All of these awesome ladies are über talented and creative […]
It’s Time to Get Fit, Get Healthy & Get Real
Hey Swagger Girls, this post comes to you from Jodi, our fitness guru. Be sure to ask her any questions! She’d love to hear from you. —— “I need to get in shape.” “I want my old body back.” “I’m sick of being tired.” Sound familiar? We’ve all said those things at one point. So, why […]
