Sex in Strange Places – thoughts from a Chick Crasher

Is it summer yet? Oh my gosh, you guys, I don’t know what kind of weather you’ve been having, but here in the Northlands, it’s been unseasonably damp and cool. And let me tell you, that is definitely not conducive to doing the deed in atypical locations. Unless it’s the furnace room. ***scratches head thinking***

Well today, we have a little treat to heat things up. Author Renee Charles is crashing our party to offer a challenge to help us boost our swagger quotient.

I met Renee on Twitter and was taken with her bubbly enthusiasm. And then I learned she writes about Zombies. I thought to myself, a cheerleader type who writes about Zombie-bustin’?

Now that’s my kinda girl!

Her bio, as well as the blurb and an excerpt of her just-released ONLY LOVE SURVIVES are below the post. The book conflict sounds so yummy!

Here’s Renee, gang!

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Renee CharlesThe tricky part of falling in love during a Zombie Apocalypse is the how, when, and where of sex. My characters are forced to steal moments from fighting for their lives to connect as only two lovers can. To do that translates into sex in strange places, and the immanent risk of getting caught on occasion. And let’s face it ladies…that only makes it HOTTER.

During the writing process, it got me thinking…. I am 43 and can’t remember the last time I had sex anywhere besides my bed. Okay, maybe the couch or shower when the kids spend the night elsewhere. But really, it occurred to me, when was the last time I had been daring enough to seduce my husband on a hiking trail or in a public restroom?  Yikes, the sensible 43-year-old in me is screaming, “Germs, gross!”  But, it wasn’t so long ago that I can’t remember the intense feeling of wanting him, needing him now, germs (or Zombies) be damned.

Come on. Admit it… we’ve all done it at least once in our life time: hot, steamy sex in a strange place where we could be caught at any moment. The mixture of danger and passion so over whelming. How many years has it been since you let that feeling wash over you? Or if you never have, isn’t it time you try? How would your husband react if you drug him off the beaten trail and ravaged him? Or let him ravage you?

Perhaps it’s time to pledge jumping my husband and surprising him again, despite the danger of being caught with my cellulite hanging out (these days, I’m more worried about that than being caught with my pants down).

Let’s just clarify…I am not advocating going into a shopping mall and stripping your man in the wishing fountain. NO, no, no, that is bad. Be wise. Be safe. But most of all, be adventurous.

When was the last time you dared to be daring? What’s the strangest or most daring place you’ve had sex?

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BIO

Renee Charles believes all love is legendary. Being the only female in a house full of giants (husband and two teenage boys) she tends to lean toward the strange and unusual, but inevitably the softer side shines through.

Her own romance began in an insane asylum. Luckily, both she and her husband only worked there. But it makes sense her romance novels have strange beginnings that lead to passionate endings. Romance with a twist.

In the face of zombies, werewolves, and big foot she always seems to find a happily ever after to leave you with a sigh at the end.

BLURB For ONLY LOVE SURVIVES (Wild Rose Press)

OnlyLoveSurvives_w7681_100Amidst an epidemic ravaging the world, all Megan Fletcher’s hopes for the future lie in getting to Las Vegas where newscasts reported scientists were gathering to search for a cure for the modern plague. After rescuing her from a rooftop surrounded by Zombies, Sam Woods appoints himself her escort. While he knows she is determined to get to Vegas no matter the cost, he doesn’t know her secret. And with his hatred of all things Zombie, she doesn’t dare tell him the truth. The more he kisses her, the harder it is for Megan to hide her growing feelings…and the bite-shaped scar.

But Vegas is not the haven it was promised to be, and when Megan’s immunity to the disease is discovered, she realizes her future and her heart belong to Sam, if he will trust her.  An idealistic school teacher and ex-corporate mogul manage to find love despite a looming worldwide catastrophe. Can their love survive while everything around them is dying? Will they learn that when facing the end of the world, Only Love Survives?

ONLY LOVE SURVIVES Excerpt

A storm that spelled danger flashed across Sam’s face. He advanced on Megan so fast, she backed up against the side of the Suburban. Planting a hand firmly on each side of her, he pinned her with his arms as well as his gaze.

“What I want? Are you so hard-headed you can’t tell what I want?” He covered her mouth with his lips and crushed her clever comeback with an assault on her senses.

Megan pushed him, but he didn’t budge. Instead, he continued to kiss her until her heart raced and cheeks flushed with need. All resistance melted and she succumbed to the warmth of his embrace. Her arms wound around his neck of their own accord pulling him closer while her tongue sought his in a passionate dance, completely ignoring what her heart wanted.

When he finally broke away leaving Megan breathless and wanting so much more, Sam put his forehead to hers and watched her mouth like a drunk watches amber liquid poured into a glass. “You,” he rasped. “I’ve wanted you since I found you hanging from that damn roof, and all our little encounter in the river did was add fuel to the fire.”

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Thanks for crashing our party, Renee! I love the sound of that book! If you do, too, you can find out more about Renee here.

So what’s the score you guys? When was the last time you dared to be daring? What’s the strangest or most daring place you’ve had sex?

Comments

  1. Welcome, Renee – so glad to have you with us today! The cellulite comment made water go up my nose when I read it! I think that’s a common source of insecurity for us Chicks. How can we stop worrying and let ourselves go?

  2. Thank you for having me today, Misty. I am so excited to be a part of your amazing blog! And to answer your question, one daring act at a time. I hope everyone who reads this post finds the courage to leap forward with one bold act, and not worry so much what anyone thinks. ‘Cause let me tell you, your man is gonna be thinking “Ohhhh yeahhh!” and not give a rat’s a$$ about what may or may not be jiggling. :) And really, that’s all that matters.

    • *what may or may not be jiggling*– Lol! That is absolutely what the Chicks are all about :) Breaking out of our comfort zones and embracing our femininity! What a fabulous post, Renee. I’m looking forward to those later years when the little ones are on their own and Mr. S. and I can get more adventurous again, but you’re right, you do just have to seize upon that opportunity whenever, however it comes. Thank you so much for stopping by and crashing. Hey, does this mean we can have a pillow fight with Misty’s gazillion throw pillows? ;)

  3. Hi Renee, So glad you stopped by to give us sage advice and tell us a little about yourself and your writing. Just yesterday, I had a similar conversation with my hubby about switching the local up a bit. After being married over twenty-five years, I’m much more open to trying new things. Oh, yeah, and if I thought about my cellulite, I’d never take my clothes off.

  4. HI Renee, thanks for the welcome. I also have been married a long time. Too long to be shy about the where’s and how’s of seduction. Twenty plus years does that to you. My recommendation…next time don’t ask him, ambush him! ;) Hope you enjoyed the post.

  5. As soon as I saw the title of this post, I said, “ooh, la la!” Thanks for my daily chuckle.

  6. Loved your post! I was in the hospital a couple years ago and enticed Cal into the bed with me. We kept things covered and when the nurse came in, I told her he was taking my temperature. She shook her head and backed out of the room. When he left at the end of visiting hours, he stopped at the nurses’ station and told the nurse who’d interrupted us that my temp was sizzlin’, just like normal. The joke flew around the floor like wildfire.

    Good luck with your sales, Renee. I’ve never read a story about zombies. I’m thinking I should.

  7. OMG! That is funny, Vonnie, and exactly what I’m talkin’ ’bout! Thanks for the comment.

  8. Okay, since Vonnie fessed up, I’ll admit my strangest place was in a fishing boat.. Yeah, kind of have to remember that sound carries reeeeally well over water next time. :D

  9. Welcome, Renee!!! Honey…I bet your man gets hard everytime he see’s that gorgeous skin of yours so stop worrying about the jiggling and start turning his mind to mush! I love this post! I never thought it, but my man and I haven’t romped anywhere fun in a loooong time. How sad! The worst part is after 22 years its hard to have the all-emcompassing, ravaging passion hit you…Time to find the romance again!!!! Oh wait!!! We did do it on the back deck last week and he tried to lift me (it was raining…) onto him like they do in the books….We looked like two sumo wrestlers! We landed on our asses! Not an easy task…or wait…could it be the extra 20 lbs Im sporting lately???
    Thanks for being with us and your book sounds amazing! Can’t wait to read it!
    Love J

    • JOS, OMG,…….SUMO WRESTLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFL

      How is it you make me laugh every damn time?! You are so hard on yourself, yet look at you two going at it like…like SUMO WRESTLERS on the frickin’ deck in the RAIN. Bet there was a little steam comin’ off y’all…

      Between you and V, I’m totally losing all sense of propriety. It’s effin’ awesome!

    • Oh Josie, now you’ve got a great lead in for another session. Tell him you think you’ve got a splinter in your ass from the deck episode and would he mind checking?? Have him sit on the bed. You lay on your tummy with your head on his lap and tell him to find the splinter while you…er…find his 2X4. You get the picture, I’m sure. ;-)

    • OMG! Josie, I just laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pee. Sumo Wrestling in the back yard totally counts!

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