Hi all, Renee here. Today is my one year anniversary posting on Chick Swagger. It’s been a fun and interesting journey. I’ve not only met some great writers, bloggers, and commenters, I’ve learned a few things. If you read our post, you know the Chicks are fond of sharing! So, I thought it would be fun to celebrate my blogiversary (is that a word?) by giving away three Amazon gift cards and playing a game I call: Which Chick said that? Otherwise known as WTF! Did she really say that? Remember our tag line is Just the “write” amount of wrong.
How do you play?
Well, it’s easy. I’m going to post seven comments. Contestants have to match the comment to the Chick who offered this little tidbit of knowledge or personal information. Well, as personal as it can be when tossed into the blogosphere. I’ll announce the winners Nov. 25th. If more than three contestants get all the answers correct, I’ll draw three random winners from those finalists. If no one gets them all right, I’ll just choose three random commenters, including those who don’t play, but have left a comment.
So, are you ready to play? Do you have your swagger thinking caps on? Then go for it. Post your responses in the comment section. Seven numbers with seven names! And hopefully our Chicks will comment on some of their favorite posts, comments, or something they’ve learned since joining Chick Swagger.
Here we go!
2.) Which Chick commented, she only has a five-minute threshold of discomfort when it comes to wearing a G-string and only wears one when she knows it’s coming off within that time frame? Misty, Rachael, or Renee?
3.) Which Chick was creative enough to clean her house while wearing Ben Wa Balls? That’s known as Chick-multitasking. Angela, Rachael or Misty?
4.) Which Chick expounded on the fact that some men are Showers and others Growers? And then proceeded to defame Michelangelo’s David or more specifically the length of his manhood. Susannah, Renee or Rachael?
5.) Which chick just joined our group of merry revelers and probably doesn’t know what she’s in for? Vonnie, Susannah, or Angela?
6.) Which Chick wrote a whole post on merkins, including a bacon adorned one which she mentioned might come in handy if ever stranded during a snowstorm? I’ll admit I’d never heard of a merkin, for those of you as clueless as I was, it’s a wig for a woman’s genitals. Damn, the stuff one can learn here is mind-boggling. Josie, Angela, or Susannah?
7.) Who said while nearing the big finale (code word for the big O), she got a bit vocal and the dog came running and rammed his nose in her hubby’s ass and she got an extra inch of manhood? Hmm, that’s a lesson in closing the door, or perhaps not! Josie, Renee, or Vonnie?
Hope you’ll play for a chance to win one of three $5.00 Amazon gift cards. Good luck! If you don’t play leave a comment. You still might have a chance to win!
Thanks to those that played. Our contest is done, and winners will be announced shortly!