We’re all about equality here at Chick Swagger. That’s why with mega media attention on every Victoria Secrets Bra and Pantie fashion show, we thought we’d do “The Swagger Secrets Male Underwear Review.” I’ve searched far and wide for the styles I’m about to share. After all, there’s more to cover our man’s package than the boring, old fashioned tightie-whities—and thank God for that.
So, as we head into Spring and our attentions gravitate toward sprucing up our spring wardrobe, let’s not forget our men. As you look at the styles I’m about to present, just imagine how wearing such fashion feasts for the feminine eyes are sure to put a little bounce in your guy’s step.
For men in touch with their feminine side, the Butterfly Fly-by…
If your man is a farmer, we have the cow panties, not to be confused with cow patties.
If your man is built like a moose and hung like a mouse, we have the mouse surprise undie
And on days when he’s Mr. Grumpy, nothing will do but a pair of Groucho Marx Underdrags.
If you like the animal in your guy, here’s the perfect attire to bring out his beasty side.
I’m almost sure I’ll never be able to look at a monkey in the same way again, but here’s the popular Hairy Monkey model.
For those parties when you’re wearing sequins and sparkles, here’s a matching pair of undies for your man. We call them Wee-Willie-Sparkle.
As Seen on TV…the Tuggie Huggie…and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen this bad boy advertised on TV.
…and finally, we close “The Swagger Secrets Male Underwear Review.” with our favorite, The Dreamer.
Which style suits your man’s personality? Hmmmm?