“I Got The CALL” AKA The S&@!t hit the fan

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When you’re a writer not-yet-published, it seems most of your time is spent learning about craft, how to pitch, how to query, who to query, how to deal with rejec—nope, that word needs a capital—Rejection. You may even learn about what to do when you get The Call. So you finally sold, but now what???

WHO SAID WOMEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX? by Vonnie Davis

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Really!? Who was it? A man, of course. I mean, no woman in her right mind would agree to this. So, who was the person who started this cluster fuck? And what has my baggie bloomers in a twist this time? It’s the latest male jargon I’m hearing too much of lately. And God help […]

I’m Getting Naked! Mother Nature Has Been Hired As My New Pharmacist!

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Mother Nature…A chick with swagger galore! She multitasks, nourishes, supports, provides and entertains. What more could we ask for in One Hot Mama? So…I’ve been injured…for 6 months, out of work, feeling like a complete slug, thinking about my body, my mind and my life. Yeah…dangerous I know. But do you know what I’ve decided? […]

Five Aphrodisiacs to Heat Up the Bedroom!

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We’ve all heard that certain foods will heighten sexual desire. So I wanted to know—Are aphrodisiacs myth or miracle? Do they set one’s libido into overdrive or are they just folklore?

Unplug, Reconnect & Save Your Gray Matter. Here’s How.

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I was going to title this “The Consequences of Prefrontal Cortex Exhaustion and the Decline of Interpersonal Relationships,” but I figured that was a tad too brainy. Plus, all the PhD types it might bring out of the woodwork would probably expire with horror to encounter a website like ours. (Or maybe not? How cool […]

Where The Hell Is My Background Music?

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Here it is people…the much anticipated, much awaited, first day of spring! I don’t know about you guys, but winter in the Northeast is brutal. I made it in one piece, my 50th birthday behind me, and the kicker about it all? I’m going crazy with Katy Perry’s Firework for my background music…you in?

Five Steps to Indulgence

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Psst. Okay, so before you read any further, pinky swear to me you won’t tell Misty. Yeah, you remember that post (here) she did on not out-exercising a bad diet. Well, I’m here to offer my perspective. *wink*

The Paradox and Beauty of a Woman

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Hi Lovelies! Today’s post is a first around here… We’re entering the turgid waters known as a blogfest. Yep, we’re virgins! I hadn’t ever felt compelled to join one of these online orgies until I heard about writer/journalist August McLaughlin’s Beauty of a Woman event. WTF are you talking about, Dietz?

Here I am–Your Token Wrinkle by Vonnie Davis

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Hi my lovelies, I’m excited about being a part of this fabulous, edgy blog. I’ll be bringing a different perspective to things, an older perspective. Yes, I am the token wrinkle, the bearer of cottage cheese thighs, and the “why-the-hell-not?” lady.

Bonny Vonnie Makes Six, Sexy Swagger Chicks!

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Haha! Say that as fast as you can six times.  :) Gang, we are sooo thrilled to announce we scored a big-time coup in strong-arming persuading yet another new voice to join Chick Swagger!

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