We’ve Come a Long Way Baby!

Bustle

Okay for those of you who homed in on the word come and thought I’d be talking about orgasms—nope. Perhaps I should have titled this stripping down the Victorian woman, since this post is about the multitude of layers a fashionable Victorian woman wore. As a writer of historical fiction, I’ve researched what was stylish […]

WHO SAID WOMEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX? by Vonnie Davis

eyebrow

Really!? Who was it? A man, of course. I mean, no woman in her right mind would agree to this. So, who was the person who started this cluster fuck? And what has my baggie bloomers in a twist this time? It’s the latest male jargon I’m hearing too much of lately. And God help […]

I’m Getting Naked! Mother Nature Has Been Hired As My New Pharmacist!

mothernature

Mother Nature…A chick with swagger galore! She multitasks, nourishes, supports, provides and entertains. What more could we ask for in One Hot Mama? So…I’ve been injured…for 6 months, out of work, feeling like a complete slug, thinking about my body, my mind and my life. Yeah…dangerous I know. But do you know what I’ve decided? […]

Wow, That Must Make Your Husband Really Uncomfortable

sexy-woman-reading-book

Apologies, folks, for those of you who clicked on this post hoping for Part Four of Misty’s Realistic Kink for the Girl Next Door. The title of this post is actually something a neighbor of mine said to me once. Can you guess the situation? (A gold star to anyone who gets this right.) Conversation […]

My Dirty Little Spam Folder

Spam email mailbox folder

One woman’s take on the sometimes-entertaining emails that fill her spam folder.  The other day I opened up my spam folder to make sure no important emails were hijacked, and lo and behold, I found myself laughing at some of the subject lines.

Don’t Rollerskate In A Herd Of Buffalo…Or Men

buffalo

Yeah…that’s right.  It just wouldn’t make any sense!  It’d be like stuffing a round pizza into a square box, creating ‘cursive’ writing, pressing harder on the remote keys when the batteries are dead, or inventing that stupid ‘POKE’ option on FaceBook… Some shit in this world just doesn’t make sense!   

Black Friday Shopping: AKA Gladiator Games

Line outside a Target Store on Black Friday

A yearly event for only the most cunning and physically fit is about to commence. Do you have what it takes? 

Mommas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be…Unchivalrous

Man offering woman flowers

(Don’t act like you didn’t just hear that in Willie Nelson’s nasally voice.) Sorry about the long, syncopated title, but this is a very serious topic, people! We need to start a world-wide movement because, dammitall, chivalry is dying, one untrained little boy at a time. But I am determined to change this tide of […]

Dammit! (You Can’t Out-Exercise A Bad Diet)

close up of a fork with centimeter

Oh, MAN! Chicks…as you might have guessed from the ominous title of this post, we have Drill Sargeant Jodi on our backs, ah… in our face, um…with us again today! And this time I feel like she snuck into my head and pulled out my Big. Fat. Secret. …Hi, my name is Misty, and I […]

Mean Girls Suck!

angry-girl

Oh, how I’ve missed you all!! The end of the summer was a whirlwind for me and I’ve been so remiss on all my social media fun! But, summer vacay is over…fall is in the air…I have to re-enter society…and I have to deal with MEAN GIRLS!  WTF!!!

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 7,011 other followers