My Inner Femme Fatale: Susannah Scott

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I seem to have a femme fatale fetish. I know exactly where it started: La Femme Nikita, the uber *high-tech* USA production from the 90s about the street urchin turned secret operative. My husband was banned from watching it with me, because he would zealfully point out all the recycled action sequences. What EV-s, when your that […]

You’ve Just Been Cheated On. What The Hell Do You Do Now?

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Your significant other’s best friend has just called to inform you that you are being cheated on. So what the hell do you do now?

Valentine Gifts of Yesteryear…

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Happy Almost Valentine’s Day! I thought it would be a great time to reminisce about Valentines gifts of yesteryear… Take last year’ offering from my husband. Now, don’t get all judgey with your significant other if they don’t measure up. My husband has had A LOT a practice–this is our 20+ V-day together after all! Got your expectations reined in? […]

My, That’s a Pretty Papaya in Your Pants

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Okay everyone, it’s time to get down and REAL. A few posts ago, I may have *ahem* initiated a discussion about unrealistic expectations concerning a certain male organ we Chicks dubbed the “banana”. But now, ladies, it’s our turn. Yep, we’re talking papayas. No? Peaches?

Test your Chick Swagger IQ for a Chance to Win One of Three Amazon Gift Cards!

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Hi all, Renee here. Today is my one year anniversary posting on Chick Swagger. It’s been a fun and interesting journey. I’ve not only met some great writers, bloggers, and commenters, I’ve learned a few things. If you read our post, you know the Chicks are fond of sharing! So, I thought it would be […]

The BANNED Edition–or, In Defense of the “Ideal Man”

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Hello Chick-as! Like how I did that, updating the ole Spanish version with some fresh ChickSwagger? I’m new here, so I’m still working on my ‘tude. The gals have promised me lessons, so I’ll  be saucy, swingy, and swaggerific in no time. I’m rolling out my files of BANNED Facebook promotional pictures today for your viewing pleasure. [Note: I have a viewing FB […]

Your Daily PSA: Fun with Your Cervix! What?

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Happy Happy HUMP day, Swagger Crew! (Oh wait, it’s Thursday. What do they call Thursday? Anyone?) As odd as the title is, today’s post is actually a PSA (Public Service Announcement) to educate both sexes with the goal of…what else? Better sex! Are you down with that?! First though, we have to announce the winners […]

My, That’s A Mighty Big Banana You’ve Got There

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In case you didn’t read through the comments on Renee’s post (here), I learned a new weakness of Misty’s. Apparently, she can’t even buy a certain fruit at the grocery store without snickering. So, just to make Misty giggle throughout this post, we’re going to use banana as our code word. For what? Well, if […]

Paradise By The Dashboard Light!

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Okay,  My TEEN-aged son announces to me a few days ago…”Mom…we had sex.” “BRZZZPTTTT!!!!”  Now, that’s my peaceful little mental LP recording of Barney’s Theme Song that’s being demolished by the inevitable ‘time’ needle.  In comes Meatloaf and Paradise By The Dashboard Light… “Ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed. We were barely seventeen and […]

The ONE (and only) Male Advantage

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Here at Chick Swagger, we’re all about embracing our identities as women, and all of the little things that make our relationships with each other, including the male counterpart of our species, truly spectacular. That being said, I have to admit. There is, in my opinion, ONE (and ONLY one), aspect where the males of […]

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