Valentine Gifts of Yesteryear…

My Xmas gift really brought the "X"

Happy Almost Valentine’s Day! I thought it would be a great time to reminisce about Valentines gifts of yesteryear… Take last year’ offering from my husband. Now, don’t get all judgey with your significant other if they don’t measure up. My husband has had A LOT a practice–this is our 20+ V-day together after all! Got your expectations reined in? […]

My, That’s a Pretty Papaya in Your Pants

papaya

Okay everyone, it’s time to get down and REAL. A few posts ago, I may have *ahem* initiated a discussion about unrealistic expectations concerning a certain male organ we Chicks dubbed the “banana”. But now, ladies, it’s our turn. Yep, we’re talking papayas. No? Peaches?

Look and Feel Your Best! A Practical Chick’s Lifestyle Tips

Closeup of message stones on white background.

Happy 2014 to all our Swagger Homies! I’m usually like ‘screw New Year’s resolutions’ because it seems like such a gimmick. I mean, I get why people think it’s a good time to make a lifestyle change – the calendar flips, out with old, in with the new, yada, yada…but think about what most people […]

Your Daily PSA: Fun with Your Cervix! What?

belly-heart

Happy Happy HUMP day, Swagger Crew! (Oh wait, it’s Thursday. What do they call Thursday? Anyone?) As odd as the title is, today’s post is actually a PSA (Public Service Announcement) to educate both sexes with the goal of…what else? Better sex! Are you down with that?! First though, we have to announce the winners […]

My, That’s A Mighty Big Banana You’ve Got There

penis-measuringbanana

In case you didn’t read through the comments on Renee’s post (here), I learned a new weakness of Misty’s. Apparently, she can’t even buy a certain fruit at the grocery store without snickering. So, just to make Misty giggle throughout this post, we’re going to use banana as our code word. For what? Well, if […]

Things That Take Me To My Happy Place

Beautiful woman enjoying in the nature and fresh air.

List-maniacs rejoice! Today, I’m going to do a little something different and go ultra girly-girl with one of those OMG-you-gotta-try-THIS posts because that’s totally fun to do! (You know, unless you hate that sort of thing. In that case, keep reading anyway because it might give you fodder for sarcasm.) No wait. Did I just […]

10 Exercise Delusions…Um, I Mean Myths

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Swagger Chicks, today we have our resident Drill Sergeant motivator on tap to smash our self-deception set us on the straight and narrow. I mean, how can we possibly actualize our fitness goals - whatever they may be – if we’re not bitch-slapped into believing aware of the truth? I’ll admit, I was surprised by a few of these entrenched […]

It’s Time to Get Fit, Get Healthy & Get Real

Woman Exercising With Resistance Bands

Hey Swagger Girls, this post comes to you from Jodi, our fitness guru. Be sure to ask her any questions! She’d love to hear from you. —— “I need to get in shape.” “I want my old body back.” “I’m sick of being tired.” Sound familiar? We’ve all said those things at one point. So, why […]

Exercise for Better Sex? Hell, yeah!

Gril practicing fitness in the gym.

Happy HUMP Day, Chicks! I’m thrilled to have Jodi Roper with us today getting specific on exercises that promote enhanced sensations. Director of Group Fitness, Personal Trainer, and Instructor at a popular fitness club, Jodi is our newest addition to the Swagger team. She’ll be posting once a month on topics related to health, fitness, and motivation. She’s […]

Dude, Not For Me, But You Go Ahead

girl wonder

[Update: I removed several images I had originally posted with linkbacks to their original sites. Copyright is a touchy thing, so the post now only hyperlinks to the images. Sorry about that.] My New Year’s resolutions are usually resolutions not to make resolutions. I mean, come on, if I need to start over in the […]

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