Okay everyone, it’s time to get down and REAL. A few posts ago, I may have *ahem* initiated a discussion about unrealistic expectations concerning a certain male organ we Chicks dubbed the “banana”. But now, ladies, it’s our turn. Yep, we’re talking papayas. No? Peaches?
Happy Happy HUMP day, Swagger Crew! (Oh wait, it’s Thursday. What do they call Thursday? Anyone?) As odd as the title is, today’s post is actually a PSA (Public Service Announcement) to educate both sexes with the goal of…what else? Better sex! Are you down with that?! First though, we have to announce the winners […]
Here at Chick Swagger, we’re all about embracing our identities as women, and all of the little things that make our relationships with each other, including the male counterpart of our species, truly spectacular. That being said, I have to admit. There is, in my opinion, ONE (and ONLY one), aspect where the males of […]
If you’re able to follow this post today, you deserve a freaking medal because—OMG—I am so wired right now. The backspace button is ready to blow up because my thoughts are waaaaay faster than my bumbling fingers, but Imma try to slap this shit storm in my brain into some kind of comprehensible post. No […]
Is it summer yet? Oh my gosh, you guys, I don’t know what kind of weather you’ve been having, but here in the Northlands, it’s been unseasonably damp and cool. And let me tell you, that is definitely not conducive to doing the deed in atypical locations. Unless it’s the furnace room. ***scratches head thinking*** Well […]
Apologies, folks, for those of you who clicked on this post hoping for Part Four of Misty’s Realistic Kink for the Girl Next Door. The title of this post is actually something a neighbor of mine said to me once. Can you guess the situation? (A gold star to anyone who gets this right.) Conversation […]
I was going to title this “The Consequences of Prefrontal Cortex Exhaustion and the Decline of Interpersonal Relationships,” but I figured that was a tad too brainy. Plus, all the PhD types it might bring out of the woodwork would probably expire with horror to encounter a website like ours. (Or maybe not? How cool […]
Hi Lovelies! Today’s post is a first around here… We’re entering the turgid waters known as a blogfest. Yep, we’re virgins! I hadn’t ever felt compelled to join one of these online orgies until I heard about writer/journalist August McLaughlin’s Beauty of a Woman event. WTF are you talking about, Dietz?