Going Deep with your Spouse

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Happy Spring, Chicks and Roosters! If you haven’t noticed, in the last few months we’ve added a lot of new faces around here. I’m so thrilled to officially welcome: Susannah Scott, Jodi Linton, Alison Bliss, Kym Roberts, Naima Simone, Jerrie Alexander, and AJ Nuest! All are sassy, awesome women, not to mention fabulous writers, so […]

My, That’s a Pretty Papaya in Your Pants

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Okay everyone, it’s time to get down and REAL. A few posts ago, I may have *ahem* initiated a discussion about unrealistic expectations concerning a certain male organ we Chicks dubbed the “banana”. But now, ladies, it’s our turn. Yep, we’re talking papayas. No? Peaches?

My, That’s A Mighty Big Banana You’ve Got There

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In case you didn’t read through the comments on Renee’s post (here), I learned a new weakness of Misty’s. Apparently, she can’t even buy a certain fruit at the grocery store without snickering. So, just to make Misty giggle throughout this post, we’re going to use banana as our code word. For what? Well, if […]

Dude, I Have a Wedgie – lingerie straight-talk from a Chick Crasher

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Happy Monday Chick Swagger gang!! Hope you USA chicks and roosters survived the 4th of July festivities! Today we are fortunate to be enlightened and entertained by the lovely and talented Avery Flynn who’s crashing our party to give us a down and dirty lingerie history lesson. I’ve known Avery for a few years now, […]

CONDOMS! – a not-so-serious discussion from a Chick Crasher

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Chicks and Roosters you’re in for a treat today! We have hilarious guest author AJ Nuest with us today yakking it up about rubbers!! Yep, you heard that right…Don’t be silly wrap your willy! *cue the immature giggles* Okay, okay. I’m out of here – right after I tell you that there’s a prize for […]

Mommas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be…Unchivalrous

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(Don’t act like you didn’t just hear that in Willie Nelson’s nasally voice.) Sorry about the long, syncopated title, but this is a very serious topic, people! We need to start a world-wide movement because, dammitall, chivalry is dying, one untrained little boy at a time. But I am determined to change this tide of […]

Qualification: Pain

Her file is heavy, thick and pregnant with the details of over a decade of brokenness, pain, confusion and hopelessness. I have been watching her for four days while she wanders though the hallways and the courtyard like a ghost without a plan. She breathes and moves and sees and knows to pause for the…

Whatchu Doin’? Deep Thoughts. Or Not.

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Hola Cyber Amigas! One super cool fellow blogger, Sabrina Garie (hey, girlfriend, HAAAAY!) has given us the Reader Appreciation Award, which is another one of those friendly cyber accolades that make us feel all warm and fuzzy. The best part of this one? It’s totally easy. All we’re supposed to do is tell y’all what […]

You’ll Never Change My Opinion by Insulting It

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It sucks to even have to write about this, but believe it or not, there are people out there who think this actually works. Either that, or they are just cluelessly careless. (Or should that be carelessly clueless?)

OMG WTF – Decoding 21st Century Communications

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Twitter? Check. Texting? Well, duh. Facebook? Oh, yeah. Tumblr? Meh. Triberr? GRRR… Good Lord, I’m trying to stay current, not only to enjoy myself, but also because I’m concerned if I don’t stay on top of all these new social communications, I’ll get so far behind that I won’t be able to catch up. But […]

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