Test your Chick Swagger IQ for a Chance to Win One of Three Amazon Gift Cards!

Hi all, Renee here. Today is my one year anniversary posting on Chick Swagger. It’s been a fun and interesting journey. I’ve not only met some great writers, bloggers, and commenters, I’ve learned a few things. If you read our post, you know the Chicks are fond of sharing! So, I thought it would be fun to celebrate my blogiversary (is that a word?) by giving away three Amazon gift cards and playing a game I call: Which Chick said that? Otherwise known as WTF! Did she really say that? Remember our tag line is Just the “write” amount of wrong.Game show

How do you play?

Well, it’s easy. I’m going to post seven comments. Contestants have to match the comment to the Chick who offered this little tidbit of knowledge or personal information. Well, as personal as it can be when tossed into the blogosphere.  I’ll announce the winners Nov. 25th. If more than three contestants get all the answers correct, I’ll draw three random winners from those finalists. If no one gets them all right, I’ll just choose three random commenters, including those who don’t play, but have left a comment.

So, are you ready to play? Do you have your swagger thinking caps on? Then go for it. Post your responses in the comment section. Seven numbers with seven names! And hopefully our Chicks will comment on some of their favorite posts, comments, or something they’ve learned since joining Chick Swagger.

Here we go!

1.) Which Chick wrote, her labia looks like a fish, more specifically like a flounder? Vonnie, Josie, or Misty? flounder2

2.) Which Chick commented, she only has a five-minute threshold of discomfort when it comes to wearing a G-string and only wears one when she knows it’s coming off within that time frame? Misty, Rachael, or Renee?

3.) Which Chick was creative enough to clean her house while wearing Ben Wa Balls? That’s known as Chick-multitasking. Angela, Rachael or Misty?

4.)  Which Chick expounded on the fact that some men are Showers and others Growers? And then proceeded to defame Michelangelo’s David or more specifically the length of his manhood. Susannah, Renee or Rachael?Michelangelos_David

5.) Which chick just joined our group of merry revelers and probably doesn’t know what she’s in for? Vonnie, Susannah, or Angela?

6.) Which Chick wrote a whole post on merkins, including a bacon adorned one which she mentioned might come in handy if ever stranded during a snowstorm? I’ll admit I’d never heard of a merkin, for those of you as clueless as I was, it’s a wig for a woman’s genitals. Damn, the stuff one can learn here is mind-boggling. Josie, Angela, or Susannah?
Bacon Merkin2 (2)

7.) Who said while nearing the big finale (code word for the big O), she got a bit vocal and the dog came running and rammed his nose in her hubby’s ass and she got an extra inch of manhood? Hmm, that’s a lesson in closing the door, or perhaps not! Josie, Renee, or Vonnie?

Hope you’ll play for a chance to win one of three $5.00 Amazon gift cards. Good luck! If you don’t play leave a comment. You still might have a chance to win!

Thanks to those that played. Our contest is done, and winners will be announced shortly!



  1. Shit! I suck at these contests, but will enjoy looking up all the answers because I remember the posts. Y’all make me smile. (The REAL kind, not the “bless your heart,” kind.)

  2. Reblogged this on Chronicles of a 40-something Nurse Wannabe and commented:
    My homies over at Chick Swagger are celebrating a blogiversary! Stop by and check it out!

  3. I don’t know who said what. But damn….it all great. The last one I can’t stop laughing.

  4. Oh my. Imagine is all of that was in ONE blog –NO wait–it is! Great post Renee, xoxo, S

  5. Emily Allen says:

    No idea who said what, but would love to read all those post again. Just the teasers had me lol!

  6. I can’t remember who said what, but I know I laughed at every post ever written (smile!). Happy Blogiversary!!

  7. LOL. This is fun – great idea, and happy blog birthday, Renee!! 😀

  8. Yay! *throws confetti* I can’t believe we’ve been here a year and Josie and Misty didn’t throw us out yet, eh Renee? LOL

    Oh, pick me! Pick me! *waves hand wildly in the air* I know ALL of the answers! LOL. But I’m not sharing, so GUYS…. Just take a guess! Seriously. We don’t take offense easily 😉 Once you’re finished with your best guesses, I’m sure Renee will enlighten us all!

    • Yep, a whole year and neither of us have been kicked out of the hen house! My first post was about Black Friday shopping. I’ve come a long way baby and shared way to much since then, but it’s been a blast!

    • Josie Matthews says:

      You little brown noser Rach!!! Pick me! Pick me! (jumps in front of Rachael and gives her an elbow to the gut…) I know them all too…I think??? They all sound so hysterical written out like that!

  9. I held my breath in fear of which one of my comments you chose to include in the game…hehehe…thanks. Great game. I have to say I’m proud to be the “token wrinkle” here at Chick Swagger. Yay me!

  10. I went into “research mode,” and was LMAO as I went back through the posts. Here’s my guess: Josie, Renee, Misty, Rachel, Susannah, Angela, IDK but I feel so bad for hubby and the dog, as this could have been a very traumatic experience for both. :).

  11. Gonna give you all a hint: I am new, my first post was last week. 🙂

  12. Josie Matthews says:

    Here’s my hint…Hubby can no longer say I “look like I have Buckwheat in a ‘leg’ headlock.”

  13. I don’t have a clue, but welcome Susannah! Happy blogiversary Chicks!!!!

  14. Here are my guesses!
    1) Vonnie
    2) Misty
    3) Misty
    4) Rachael
    5) Susannah
    6) Josie
    7) Renee

  15. Okay – here are my guesses:
    1) Josie
    2) Misty
    3) Rachel
    4) Renee
    5) Susannah
    6) Angela
    7) Vonnie

  16. Oh! Well, four out of seven right isn’t too bad – here’s my second try ……funny I can’t remember who wrote the posts – but I do remember the posts!
    1) Josie
    2) Renee
    3) Misty
    4) Rachel
    5) Susannah
    6) Angela
    7) Vonnie

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